Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

Beef tooth

Beef tooth (can also be pronounced beef toof) is a way of describing an extreme craving for beef.

Ah man I got terrid* beef tooth
*See terrid in the urban dictionary

I got some serious beef toof right about now

by Chris Bush October 10, 2008

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Beef-huffer

One who huffs beef, that is, engages in very long but listless, unenthusiastic blowjobs.

Man, Alexis came over last night and huffed my beef all the way through Ocean’s 11. What a beef-huffer!

by Beefhuffer July 18, 2024

Beefed-it

High off cannabis before class . It's what you say after you smoked a bat. (Spryfield-anese for joint, a marijuana cigarette) .
Common language in J.L. Ilsley High School in period from 1988 to 2012 (Class of 2004 - 2005 = WAS LIT)

Likely still used to this day.

Buddy: Yo, bro, you beefed-it??

Me: yeah I beefed-it!! chuck two-fifths!! (Let's both chuck $2.50 on a $5 joint)

by MadMushroom400 March 3, 2022