tequila tea

a set of sweaty and salty testicles in your mouth, made by collectingw and chefgrant

come on baby, give me a tequila tea

by chefgrant August 22, 2024

Sunday Tea

A really small dick (pinky size)

"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"

by Joiz October 30, 2013

tea

basically gossip, something that is going around and everyone knows about it.

yo have you heard that shelly and jason broke up?

omg no i haven't! spill the tea!

by finnythefr0gb0i4prez September 11, 2018

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Tea

confidential knowledge or scandalous rumors; gossip.

The celebrity ruined her younger sister's romantic life by spilling the tea.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022

spill the tea sis

a cringey phrase for a cringey girl

ooh spill the tea sis
eww. your not my sister
1) it's so cringe
2) your not my sister
3) idc about your super juicy tea gossip shit

by iiSimplyBrxwnie May 10, 2022