Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell

“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”

by groupchatname October 10, 2023

Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.

Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.

by syrup :) September 27, 2023

Max

A young stud

Max you stud

by Notminx March 5, 2022

Max Davin

A regular guy who says he is a drug lord. He may be but no one knows. Usually has his ‘dealers’ in France, Belgium and Austria.

Bro you seem like a Max Davin.

by Max Davin July 5, 2022

Max

Someone who normally has a very large penis, may or may not have alcoholic tendencies. Very out going and loves Jake the cat not to be mixed up with Jake the dog. Loves vibrating cock rings and ball gags. He’s been seen wearing a butt plug with a tail connected at the end. Enjoys a mexican lawn mower (sexual act) especially when done by authentic mexican inmates.

Did you see Max Wilson with that new pink furry but plug? Wish I could use it.

by Batman ❤️ February 8, 2025

Gush-Maxing

Secretion of bodily juices from either male or female reproductive organs that result in an increased lubrication of the areas affected by the liquids. This is commonly confused with gushing however on a more excessive level

Guy 1: "Dude her and I fucked last night and she ended up gush-maxing all over"
Guy 2: "Why are you so lucky. That sounds so hot"

by LightChicken943 February 10, 2024