Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit 

When normal words aren't enough to describe how angry you get at doing something, simply yell these words.

Dan falls off his bike and breaks both his arms.

Dan: "AHHHHHH FUCK! SHITTY BITTY TITTY BISCUIT!"

Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit by ThatOneGuy987 January 13, 2013

Elbow Titty 

Brushing up against cleave, accidentally or otherwise.

In line at wal-mart, I got some elbow titty off that hot blonde Shooby lives by.

Elbow Titty by ThizzleWizzleGizzle September 24, 2003

shark tits 

noun -
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. Translatable to Spanish

" Holy Shark tits! that alien mostly came at night...mostly"

" What the shark tits were you thinking?"

" Ooohhh Shark tits! They're dead"

"!Tetas de tiburones!"

shark tits by Saaad Panda May 4, 2006

mega tits 

Massive set of breasts, implying the word Mega and tits together

Damn those mega tits!!!!

mega tits by mborowick January 29, 2009

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

Dick Titties by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

The Eastern Titty Tickler

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.

I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.

The Eastern Titty Tickler by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

beer and titties 

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

beer and titties by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004