explain-rape

When a dumbass with no sense of humor explains the funny right out of a perfectly good joke.

Guy#1: Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?

Guy#2: Wow, no I didn't.
Guy#1: He's the Nibbler!

Guy#3: That is a reference to Mike biting peoples ear.
Guy#1: Thanks for the explain-rape, guy#3.

by Gjungle October 17, 2012

Jaffa-rape

The forceful application of a Jaffa cake into someone elses mouth.

My diet was going so well until i was Jaffa-raped. Then I just had to have more.
jaffa cake biscuit orange mouth cake

by Jaffa-rapist June 27, 2012

Song Rape

To have a song forced into one's head. Unwillingly repeating the song for days, unable to shake the memory of the moment that the song entered you.

I just got song raped by that little girl. Now I can't stop singing "I'm so fancy...". I hate that song. I want it out of me!

Please don't be mad at me. I didn't realize I was song raping you. I thought you liked "Friends in Low places". I'm sorry you can't stop singing it.

by Lord Curfington August 24, 2014

Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam

Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

Cellular rape

The use of a cellular device without the owner's consent.

Nik commited an act of cellular rape when he took my phone and sent a message to Nathan without my consent.

by Phalanger3 June 12, 2015

data rape

When you give your phone number to someone through an online dating site, and they send lots of multimedia messages, depleting the data on your phone plan.

That guy from plenty of fish sent me memes every time he texted me today, and I've already used 90% of my data- total data rape.

by j monkey August 27, 2015

Masturbatory Rape

When you're checking out an attractive friend or aquaintence's Facebook or other social media account and start masturbating over the more erotic or sexy photos without their consent.

Dude1: "I was flicking through Katie's photos when I noticed one of her shoot pics! I couldn't help but jerk it!"
Dude2: "Too much info brobeans! You'll get done for masturbatory rape!"

by Hoodgotwood August 8, 2016