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An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.

Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
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A pill to harden or strengthen your meat stick. Can be seen at convenience stores or as an add on porn sites.
Person 1: wow I just popped 200 penis pills and had a fucking heart attack

Devil: yeah bud I’m aware. That’s why you’re here. We should have a talk.... you’re gonna be here for a while.
by Penis pill June 17, 2019
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Penis elongator

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This is what the rapist clown uses to have loads of fun with children when he wips out his yoni
yo Did you see that clowns penis elongator
by Eat ur penis April 15, 2020
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penis dominance

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A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.
Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"
by blueballs baby, yea ait April 22, 2020
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Penis Butter

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When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020
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Penis Slangin’

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When a person of the male gender purposefully and proudly flaunts his dick and balls.
Person 1: “We Penis Slangin’ for real bro”
Person 2: “Facts bro Penis Slangin’”
by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 10, 2020
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penis sex machine

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bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020
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