wank

shortened name of 'White Hank' from the madness combat fan animation 'WhiteHank'

wank died at the end of whitehank 1

by moneybrainz99 January 5, 2022

Wank

A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air

John loved to wank on Saturdays.

by milesangel36 January 4, 2022

Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...

Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!

by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022

Wotsit Wank

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.

He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!

by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018

Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.

i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.

by T-monks September 3, 2016