Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.
by Whatta Meme April 30, 2018
A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.
by Whatta Meme April 27, 2018
by Jam Head October 13, 2009
by Yeye ass haircut January 30, 2021
An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 01, 2017
by Got Bent Last Night September 11, 2023
A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 01, 2020