Soft Job 

Receiving a hand job while unable to achieve or maintain an erection.

That dude gave Nick a soft job.

Soft Job by Chris Jacabucci September 14, 2008

the dirty mop job 

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob

Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

the dirty mop job by the mastermindz March 9, 2007

bob job 

getting off (cumming) by a vibrator giving urself pleasure from something battery opperated

she gave herself a bob job

bob job by stacey April 18, 2003

Montreal Screw Job 

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.

The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.

Montreal Screw Job by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012

cheese job

when a girl shoots a yellow-green, cottage cheese like discharge from her vagina onto a guys penis and then the guy has sex with her.

"so what'd u do with your girlfriend this weekend?"
"she totally gave me a cheese job!"

cheese job by Justin:) February 19, 2008

Rim Job 

Absolutley disgusting

'Can I rim you?' - 'No, go away you freak'

Rim Job by Hendlesberry October 1, 2003

clown job

A clown job is when a man with facial hair on the chin gives oral to another man while his facial hair tickles the testicles of the man receiving, thus making him laugh like a clown would. (also referred to as: tickle me Gaymo)

That gay bitch made me laugh my ass off while he gave me a clown job.

clown job by Jamey Drew May 21, 2008