buff jesus 

appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin

What would Buff Jesus do???

buff jesus by Kit Falco August 30, 2009

sneaking jesus 

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.

''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''

sneaking jesus by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010

Disco-Jesus 

The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.

Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus

Disco-Jesus by Mr. Disco-Jesus himself October 15, 2010

real jesus tears 

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

real jesus tears by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

un-jesus 

doing something againt jesus or with satin

you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you

un-jesus by Christian Gamer Fanboy ^_^ October 5, 2018

Horseback Jesus 

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

Horseback Jesus by 2167 December 20, 2020

Hooked on Jesus 

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

Hooked on Jesus by glorray February 20, 2010