by somerandomname January 05, 2009
Common word in beggers language.
Best used with phrase "God bleess you" with or without "...and have a nice day!"
JC!OMG!
Best used with phrase "God bleess you" with or without "...and have a nice day!"
JC!OMG!
by Helter Skelter January 05, 2005
It begins when one is laying on their back with arms extended to the left and right, mouth open and eyes closed immitating a Crucifix. It is then the role of another male to mount the human cross and fuck the open mouth rapidly.
Kenny gave Brandon the Jesus Cross for his birthday.
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Brandon gave me the best jesus cross I've ever had.
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Brandon gave me the best jesus cross I've ever had.
by Ryan and Tony January 06, 2006
EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Jaqueline is a jesus hater when she is busy with her pro-Manifest Destiny poster against Libya, and thus too busy to listen to the above-mentioned song.
by Jigganinja April 08, 2011
by Shadowmog November 24, 2015
jesus blow
1. a devastating strike with divine power; a lucky knock out punch or kick. 2. when used in plural the ability to throw strikes with no regard to self; swinging to land that lucky knock out blow.
1. a devastating strike with divine power; a lucky knock out punch or kick. 2. when used in plural the ability to throw strikes with no regard to self; swinging to land that lucky knock out blow.
" Man, I thought I had him in that fight, until he landed that damn jesus blow!"
"Dude, that guy does not know how to fight, he was trying to land jesus blows."
Source: Gerald L., west covina,ca
"Dude, that guy does not know how to fight, he was trying to land jesus blows."
Source: Gerald L., west covina,ca
by Gerald L. May 15, 2008