Walk The Block

When a nigga tryin buy some yae on the corner.

Hall: Man my connect all jammed up

Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae

by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016

Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.

You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.

by VirtualShark August 22, 2016

Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

Snoodle Block

When the tremendous girth of the snoodle-ee far exceeds that of the foreskin of the snoodle-er, thus inhibiting the attempted snoodle

Clayton got snoodle blocked when he tried to snoodle Bubba's giant pecker.

by roman12121212 September 17, 2016

poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea

The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.

Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!

by Sgt. Slick November 16, 2015

Block of Shame

Deleting or blocking people on facebook snapchat or other social media sites the morning after a long night of poor decision making.

I woke up this morning to Mary doing the Block of Shame on facebook... After she posted that video of her doing the naked back stroke on my parents lawn, I can't say I blame her.

by yesitsreallyme March 12, 2016