Burn victim

An older person whom looks much younger from a distance due to a complete lack of gray hair from excessive hair dying which gives the appearance that they were horribly burned in a fire because of very noticeable wrinkles.
Grandma, quit dying your hair like that, you look like a burn victim.
by HardcoreAC April 03, 2016
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DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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