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Oak Park and River Forest High School 

It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t
College student: I went to Oak Park and River Forest High School, “it’s in Chicago”.
Other student: oh you’re one of those...
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Santa Claus is Going to High School

A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.
Have you seen the new musical, Santa Claus is Going to High School?

Yeah man, it rocks!

Delaware Valley Regional High School 

High School in central NJ. Main activities include wrasslin', football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, girl's field hockey, chanting "USA! USA!" at the visiting team from Plainfield for being largely Latino during a home soccer game, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking Lil' Wayne is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, ripping the stupid freshmen, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.

Did I mention smoking weed?
I created a definition for Delaware Valley Regional High School on Urbandictionary.com

Will this make the girls there like me any better?

Miramonte High School 

A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.

A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.

Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.
Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?

Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.
Miramonte High School by md4eva November 30, 2009

marquette high school 

a school full of rich kids who want to be "from the streets" and can manage to make playing basketball seem harder than getting into La Lumiere... which none of them can do.
"You go to marquette high school?!"

"Yeah, I love it! We're so diverse! We have rich white girls, public school dropouts, tons of Gucci belts, and plenty of STDs."

San Marin High-school 

The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”
"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin”

Ralston Valley High School

Also known as Vanilla Valley, RVHS in Arvada, Colorado is proudly home to the most stuck-up, rich, white teenagers in the United States. The security guards and SRO care more about students wearing hats inside than bullying or drug use, adding to the fact that cocaine addiction and vaping runs rampant, as these kid's parents will shell out money faster than they could say "White Power".
Ivan: "I got expelled from Ralston Valley High School for being a vape god"
Stephen: "Checks out"