holy fucking shit

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005

no fucking way

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

by Luke December 26, 2004

mirror fucking

the act of seeing someone totally checking you out through the mirrors in their car.

"that chick was totally mirror fucking me"

by Beeepeeee June 3, 2007

Un-fucking-real

When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true

Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fucking-real? are you serious?
Jeff: Hells ya

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009

bull fucking horseshit

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor

john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!

by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011

Holy fucking shit

A piece of shit that is fucking something so it becomes holy (doesn’t make any sense? Yeah I know)

James: holy fucking shit look at her ass
Jack:Damn boy that’s a thick fucking ass

by HolyJesusWhatTheFuckIsThat? July 24, 2019