Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.

I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.

by Ligij September 26, 2023

Dancing with the air

Masturbation

The girl told her parents she was going to dance with the air but when she left the room her parents heard her dancing with the air (masturbating)

by Depressed tator tot February 6, 2019

Happy Air

A more fun way to say weed =

1: Hey it's 4/20 what r u gna do??

2: Hmmm well do u have any happy air to share wiith me?? =

by mEiiMme+] April 21, 2010

Air

Air basically means ignore

Person: air me today I haven’t done my hair

by Grammarcheif May 11, 2019

Orange Air Forces

The worst type of air force 1's. Even worse than blue airforces

Man 1: "oi did you see Johnny copped some orange air forces yeah?"
Man 2: "fuck man what a waste of dosh"

by some punk bitch June 22, 2022

air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.

Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.

by theythempussy February 11, 2024

AIR

AIR stands for >>>> Am I right

Ava: “Fuck boys AIR or AIR.”
Milly: “hell yeah!!!”

by Nah.dog11 September 13, 2019