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Don't Tap the Glass

"Don't Tap the Glass' is the best piece of art ever made
by Gooby69420 September 2, 2025
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I don't know man

I think that's like a vague, surface-level belief that you aren't really willing to give up or do anything to actually make manifest in the world. But it sounds good! You know... You aren't really doing anything.
Hym "But I AM! I've improved the quality of several people's lives in a material and demonstrable way. I don't know man... Sounds like one of those things that people just kind of say to feint moral superiority. You know? Like 'I just want people to be able to get their sicks sucked on demand.' And it's like, yeah, that'd be great but do I plan on going out and sucking a bunch of dicks to make that happen? No. Imma just make this post. And proceed to not live off of the charity of others." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam October 5, 2023
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So I don't have to

This is part of a broader trend of YOU taking one-off statements and then broadening them or expanding them to encompass everything I've said. And it's THE EXACT SAME TACTIC Trump employs when he says "They're eating the cats! They are eating the dogs!" You are taking one story of one person eating a dog and expanding that to the entire Haitian immigrant population.
Hym "And in that post I was talking specifically about working hard (even though Jordan Peterson says that writing and thinking are hard work and I do both at the highest conceivable level). I said I don't like doing it, there, go forth! Do things so I don't have to! That in no way means ignore me when I say I expect to be credited and paid AND I told people (explicitly) not do anything I am not actively doing or haven't done. What I told YOU to do... Was substantiate my claim about the weaponized schizophrenia (which you did) and instead you goaded me into revealing my name (which I did in the form of a etymology riddle) and then you made it worse existing people to do it deliberately... And then the AI instruction manual worked... And then someone else did the weaponized schizophrenia that YOU WERE DOING TO ME... To someone else... They DID THE THING I SAID THEY WERE GOING TO DO... And then Suchir Balaji blew the whistle on the fact that the AI runs on a theory that was stolen and belongs to the guy you are doing that to... So... I also told you to GET OVER HERE!!! You did the opposite of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2025
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If you don't

I'll just do it myself after enough of you are dead.
Hym "I'm already giving myself credit and if you don't there is only one way for me to get it."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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You don't have a say

Hym "You don't have a say in the outcome."
by Hym Iam June 23, 2025
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I don't gust a flip

Much more safer version to the vulgar idgaf Alternative to idgaf
Person 1: I don't gust a flip about what you are talking about
by MannyMandle01 August 28, 2023
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Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine
Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet
by @obvsllly February 28, 2022
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