Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.
by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024

A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.
by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022

he acts really gay. like super gay. unnecessary gay. but hes 100% straight.
hes annoying as hell but you just cant stop talking to him.
hes annoying as hell but you just cant stop talking to him.
by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021

Adjective - Having one more at staff drinks (really 5) when you’re opening in the morning and then waking up 2 hours late in a blind panic before rushing into work, without your usual litre of hairspray.
by Speedii June 25, 2022

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by Perkio December 22, 2022
