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Turtles

Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.
“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022
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turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.
Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
by TeamFSP May 3, 2022
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turtles

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022
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turtleaddison

Turtleaddison is a popular Addison Rae fanpage on tiktok. She is the most followed fanpage as of May 2022 ( sadly ‼️) with a shocking 1 million followers and lots of fanpages get inspiration from her. However, she steals colorings and buys followers. Here’s a fun activity!! Go on tiktok and see is miss turtle bought you 🥰🥰 <3
Julia : Hey, do you know who’s the most popular fp on tiktok ??
Cassie : Yeah, it’s turtleaddison I thinkk

Lila : She bought them, addsdinky is better.
by kikicharlis 😜 May 9, 2022
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Turtleangus

That's some crazy shit
That's turtleangus man
by Izzblizz May 17, 2022
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TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack
Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE
by anonymous June 2, 2022
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Turtlenecking

When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.
Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.

Man: *is turtlenecking*

Kid: i am scared!
by messedup77892 June 8, 2022
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