Mary had a fit of shroom toots during sex and she releases gas in between thrusts as she is high on shrooms.
by XD_DEADMAN December 28, 2025
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Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!
Dude 3: Who was it!?
Dude 4: It wasn't me!
Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!
Dude 3: Who was it!?
Dude 4: It wasn't me!
Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
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Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
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Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
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Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
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Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
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