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Shroom Toot

Where you get gassy and toot during sex while high on shrooms (psyclobin derived).
Mary had a fit of shroom toots during sex and she releases gas in between thrusts as she is high on shrooms.
by XD_DEADMAN December 28, 2025
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
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Shoot my toot

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose
by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016
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Round Town Tooter

A woman of questionable morals who sleeps around.
Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
by rntrovert January 10, 2018
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suck my tooter

Person 1: hey faggot

Person 2: fuck off

Person 1: you wanna go

Person 2: how about you suck my tooter

Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
by TheCrunchyCracker February 6, 2018
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hoo hoo toot

The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef
Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.
by Mama_Ames November 22, 2018
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Tilt ‘n’ toot

When a person tilts to the side in order to pass gas.
After my son ate some beans, he had to tilt ‘n’ toot to get rid of the gas.
by Angel2Mars August 30, 2020
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