Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

Long Kitchen

A knife.

Man saw that long kitchen and got shook.

by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021

Daddy long legs

Daddy long legs is a person that is annoying and you truly hate. They are most likely to have an unusual name (examples such 'yourfather' or 'your mom'. You nickname someone daddy long legs is they are tall and are a father.

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE IN YOUR SCHOOL DADDY LONG LEGS OR GIRRAFE MAN THEN YOU ARE REAL GAMER

by A father epicc May 29, 2021

fuck-a-long

A slang word used bogans in South West of western Australia used instead of " fuck off "

Jeff: this party would be better if Terry-Tough cunt would fuck-a-long

by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020

long armed

a thot

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!

by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.

Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.

by misterjoe October 30, 2013