by WHITEYLOVA August 21, 2004
Get the white girlsmug. Any of your typical run of the mill white guys in their early/mid 20's who acts as ghetto as possible. Can typically bee seen sporting the white wife-beater and backwards ball cap. White Mikes love freeloading and will doing ANYTHING for certain goods and services. White Mikes can be seen around public parks and pools trying to pick up girls that he can "t-t-t-turn it over and hit it."
"Hey isn't that White Mike trying to get free water from that pizza place?"
"Man, I wish someone would put White Mike out of his missery."
"Hey guys, White Mike is trying to pawn 'House Party 4' any takers?"
"Man, I wish someone would put White Mike out of his missery."
"Hey guys, White Mike is trying to pawn 'House Party 4' any takers?"
by I Heart WhiteMike 4 EVER July 16, 2006
Get the White Mikemug. When a dozen men ejaculate into a woman's hair, and mold it into a mohawk, and then dick slap her violently in the face for good measure.
by The Ishi October 7, 2007
Get the White Mohawkmug. Used generally by people who aren't white to describe certain activities that only (in most cases) white people do. Activities such as horseback riding, mountain biking, hiking, back packing, mountain climbing, hang gliding, skydiving, BASE jumping, etc. etc.
Keith: "Hey guys I was planning on going hiking and back packing this weekend. I was thinking I might even bring some of my mountain climbing gear. Do you think ya'll would be down to go?"
Darren and Diego gave each other a confused look then said...
Darren: "Did Keith just ask us to go white peopling with him this weekend?"
Diego: "That's what I heard bruh."
Darren and Diego gave each other a confused look then said...
Darren: "Did Keith just ask us to go white peopling with him this weekend?"
Diego: "That's what I heard bruh."
by Beantown November 12, 2015
Get the white peoplingmug. When white people vote in majority for a racist,sexist,xenophobe to prevent coloured people from achieving the same status as them
It was white tribalism at its best when the white tribe united in sending a message,that if a black man can be president then any white man no matter how rotten can be one too
by Rowanmonde February 9, 2018
Get the White tribalismmug. The most peculiar breed of white people.
They talk really funny and use weird terminology.
They are super evangelical and will vote for any Republican candidate.
Many only listen to Christian music and think mainstream music is evil.
For some reason, they're obsessed with College and High School sports which are basically the athletic equivalent to Christian entertainment. Mainstream is evil, and therefore, they must find a subpar alternative.
They're highly sober. It would be easier to find an alien race than a white southerner who drinks alcohol.
They have strict views on gender and family. They still raise their kids the same way they did 40 years ago. Many families still believe in the breadwinning father and the caregiving mother.
They also have very strict views when it comes to sexuality. They believe in saving sex for marriage and only having it for procreation. They're anti-contraception. They only have sex in bed and in the traditional missionary position. They don't believe in sexual roleplay. They're against sex toys. And they're virulently anti-LGBTQ.
They don't care about the environment. They drive large pickup trucks for no reason and hate hybrid and electric cars. They also despise the concept of Earth day and think it's far-left propaganda.
They also love guns. They believe anyone who doesn't like guns or supports gun control is going to hell.
In conclusion, they are the weirdest people in the world.
Examples:
George W. Bush
Roy Moore
They talk really funny and use weird terminology.
They are super evangelical and will vote for any Republican candidate.
Many only listen to Christian music and think mainstream music is evil.
For some reason, they're obsessed with College and High School sports which are basically the athletic equivalent to Christian entertainment. Mainstream is evil, and therefore, they must find a subpar alternative.
They're highly sober. It would be easier to find an alien race than a white southerner who drinks alcohol.
They have strict views on gender and family. They still raise their kids the same way they did 40 years ago. Many families still believe in the breadwinning father and the caregiving mother.
They also have very strict views when it comes to sexuality. They believe in saving sex for marriage and only having it for procreation. They're anti-contraception. They only have sex in bed and in the traditional missionary position. They don't believe in sexual roleplay. They're against sex toys. And they're virulently anti-LGBTQ.
They don't care about the environment. They drive large pickup trucks for no reason and hate hybrid and electric cars. They also despise the concept of Earth day and think it's far-left propaganda.
They also love guns. They believe anyone who doesn't like guns or supports gun control is going to hell.
In conclusion, they are the weirdest people in the world.
Examples:
George W. Bush
Roy Moore
If Ned Flanders ever wanted to look like an agnostic (or someone who talks normal), he should stand next to a white southerner.
by CoreOfTheStar February 2, 2019
Get the White Southernermug. White Magic
n. 1. A term for magic used by a White Mage. adj. 1. A term used to describe a sort of mage or person.
n. 1. A term for magic used by a White Mage. adj. 1. A term used to describe a sort of mage or person.
by Cyclone231 April 22, 2004
Get the White Magicmug.