Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.
Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.
by americanizedshqiptar January 26, 2025
A Kevin Ghostwell is what we call a god in Ghostwell mythology, not to be confused with a Kevin Pacetti.
by Ben Ghostwell May 17, 2021
A man above all others. With a humongous dick at 64cm and balls that weight around 5kg each. He fucks bare pussy without giving a fuck about its age, ethniticy or size. He especially likes milfs, which he fucks about 10 different of every day, while at night he fuck about 10 different supermodels. And he absolutely destroys their pussies with his humongous cock.
by Shity titty July 27, 2022
by ChickenFetishs September 05, 2017
A very smart, intelligent, creative, and handsome boy who brings joy to some people. Also sorta weird, but in a good way.
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo December 06, 2020
Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS
by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023