Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

by Texas Four November 30, 2010

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Turd Tities

When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs

If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH

by Mydick Hurtz August 14, 2007

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Turd pussy

A black man’s cock in a vagina. Usually Tiffany’s have tp(turd pussy).

Tiffany had some turd pussy cause all the brothers been all up in that.

by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022

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Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference

That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.

by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020

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A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.

911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”

by Definitely *NOT a Turd Burglar May 30, 2022

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