Snake

Someone who is one of the most absolutely horrific people you will ever meet but hide it until you open up and trust them. They will throw a whole party and not invite you. They will make you look like the awkward one in a situation. They will stab your back until it bleeds over the place. DO NOT trust a snake. They are so rude in the end but so easy to stay "friends" with. They come in all sorts of forms as well. Theres the good ole' two faced snakes who are people who pretend to be nice and then stab you in the back two seconds later. There are the fake snakes who are just not at all who they make out to be and are actually a complete and utter bitch. There are so many species that it makes it hard to name it all but if we can all just tell the "twat faced jizz stains" to piss off then we should be okay.

Example 1: The two-faced snake
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)

Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*

S: *fake noise*

Dont trust these disgusting reptiles

by wacky yo October 27, 2018

Snake

megan rae welch; throws you under the bus at any cost, will do anything for a guys attention

Megan’s so fake, she reminds me of a snake

by pussyfoot527 June 17, 2018

maddest of the snakes

simply the greatest thing going around

holy fuck that is the maddest of the snakes

by meheav1 December 16, 2008

Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

Snake

The username of one of the most charismatic, charming and awesome person on the internet.

Don't get too close cause you are gonna fall in love.

Stay away! He is gonna bite you and the the venom is gonna affect your circuits.

"The bite doesn't hurt, but the venom does! "
If you see this guy, rain money on him!

Look at that Snake! He is soo handsome!

by JustSnake January 3, 2017

snake bust

It's when you have a really long penis, but you cant get hard. But even tho you aren't hard you still nutt.

This guy i was with the other day snake busted me in my face.

I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed

"This guy i was with the other day snake busted me on my face."

"I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed"

by okidokym8 August 10, 2017

Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side

I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017