porn dog bastard

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.
Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.
by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009
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World porn movement

A movement that seeks to distribute porn through out the world and make a lot of people horney and make a lot of money at it. Because a lot of people in the world like in India,Egypt,Iran ect. Don't see photos of ass and tits and moves of people fucking ever much.
John's planing on getting rich by joining the world porn movement.
by Deep blue 2012 July 12, 2010
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gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.
Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.
by lemonstreet January 07, 2012
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sock dick porn

A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.

No penetration occurs while filming this type of porn.

The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.

Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my mom caught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
by movintofiji July 30, 2008
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porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.
I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.
by luvtopull July 22, 2009
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Twitter porn pro

Can find sex nudity on Twitter easier then a pedestrian
I dunno. Then search and find it since you're the twitter porn pro lol
by Richard_Cranium123456 February 08, 2015
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German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009
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