March 10, 2023

Will go down as one of the worst days in human history and it’s all thanks to Meghan Trainor.

YOU ARE NOT MOTHER. SHUT UP.

“I am your mother”

“March 10, 2023 is ruined”

by I MIGHT KILL MY EX March 10, 2023

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March 25

March 25th is the day where you grab your friends booty without consequences.

Person1: it's March 25th so you know what that means
Person2: it's national grab ass day lmao

by JayMo0990 March 24, 2022

march 25 2018

when stray kids debuted

person 1: hey March 25th is my favourite day specifically march 25 2018
person 2: ...okay? why?

person 1: stray kids everywhere all around the world

by Biggest stray kids fan February 20, 2024

March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

by Ooowakawqka March 5, 2022

March 26

People that were born on March 26 are the kindest and friendliest people on this planet but they can be angry as if you piss them off. They are the type of people to be there with you no matter what and stick with you. They are the most understandable and they are quite fun to talk to. You will have things to relate to when you talk to these people, and they are always loyal no matter what. And they will never back-stab you.

March 26 people are the best.

by Mr matchmaker February 13, 2022