Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

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Scared Lips

Pussy

Why are you acting like scared lips

by Scared Lips October 03, 2022

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Pizza lip

When you are eating pizza that is very hot and the cheese flips down and burns your lip really bad.

I was eating pizza straight out the oven and got pizza lip.

by Cjtodeschi November 15, 2017

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Velcro Lips

big nigger lips sticking together when they talk

(Broke ass Nigger talking shit) Shut up Velcro Lips

by meowxoxooxoxooxoxo January 03, 2025

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Lip Window

When you can see someone’s gum smackers through their water bottle

Omg dude I can totally see that guys lips through his water bottle. Thanks for the Lip Window that nobody asked for my dude.

“Lip Window”

-Lono April 29th, 2021

by Fett 44 April 29, 2021

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