doobie job

a job you can smoke a doobie immediately prior to showing up for.

Gabe: Are you going to work while going to school?

Mike: Part-time, some doobie job.

by hizzyshizzy August 6, 2008

jarmo job

when a job or task is completely half-assed.

wash those dishes until there squeaky clean, don't pull a jarmo job..

by pablo64 April 21, 2011

Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017

Blow Job

It's oral sex which goes through the mouth and the women tends to chocke on it cause its to bug but secretly she will ask it everyday

Jamie, would you like a blow job? Cause I will here we go

by Strandy bear February 21, 2018

rim job

when you put both legs behind your head and someone licks the rim of your ASSHOLE !!!!!!

I just got a rim job

by rim job giver March 4, 2018

Fetus Job

Where a pregnant woman's unborn fetus jerks you off during sex.

Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.

Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.

by DSpi August 11, 2010

hoe's job

To be there when he/she gets bored or wants something sexual. They can't get upset when he/she has other hoes.

He not doing a hoe's job.

by Adam Schneider February 9, 2019