j-plane 

a girl named j-plane
because she flies, so high, in the sky

that girl is almost as cool as j-plane

j-plane by r-boat October 27, 2007

j.o.p.d. 

jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate

"Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d."

j.o.p.d. by J. Michaelson January 4, 2008

j.f.c what a p.o.w 

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.

: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate

j.f.c what a p.o.w by Daines January 12, 2008

J-Maine

To get drunk or so fucked up that one will try and get off with anything that happened`s to move, no matter how old or inanimate.

"man you better not do another J-Maine tonight, that was so out of order last night man!!"

J-Maine by craigie babie January 30, 2008

J. Schizzle 

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.

That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!

J. Schizzle by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008

j-chir 

this sweetest person in lawrence county. if you dont know her, then your shit. she is litterly is the shit becuase she leaves skid marks everywhere she sits. it can also mean when sex is sooooooooo damn fuckin good that you just wanna scream and shout. when you hang wit her, its like a lollipoluza every day.

pimp :omg your sex is so j-chir.

hoe: wow thx boy =]
or
trick1(snutch nasty): omg is that her???
trick2: who?
trick3: J-CHIR!

j-chir by trick daddy yo June 21, 2008

[j-bomb] 

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.

Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.

[j-bomb] by mr-leo October 16, 2008