Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

party hat

A Condom

It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.

by JCA/Bremerton December 26, 2021

hat trick

getting blackout drunk 3 nights in a row (usually thursday friday and saturday).

Dude I’m gonna be hungover for a week after I pulled that hat trick this weekend.

by UltimateSlayer4848 April 8, 2022

Tin Foil Hat Brigade

A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.

Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.

by Snake Master April 18, 2022

High Hat

A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.

They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.

by Jamdef April 19, 2022

no hat

no lie / no cap

i’ll take yo bitch no hat

by thrustyd November 2, 2021

Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021