Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

I'm game

Willing to participate in

Bill:"Hey Pete, wanna bang some chicks"?

Pete:"I'm game bill"!

by citizensoldier71 April 23, 2004

I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.

1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024

MOMMY I'M EMO

MOMMY I'M EMO means mother I have turned emo you can't do anything

MOMMY I'M EMO and my bestselling Hair dyewill help me

by Moxxie_origanal April 21, 2023

I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018

I'm game

Geeky, white guy speak. Probably came from the racquetball courts of a local YMCA.

"Hey, Todd. Wanna grab a cold brewski after work today?"
"I'm game."
"Alright, bro."

by Shank April 28, 2004