Horse Girl

A girl who sets no boundaries between herself and the animal kingdom. Often described as "creepy" and "freakish" she has a definite personality disorder and does not like humans of the human kind. During what she calls "mating season" she will act even more irregular and may even get freaky offscreen. Her favorite snack is a big ol' carrot and has been known to never walk up the stairs normally.

Person 1:"Yo bro I'm pretty sure Stephanie's a horse girl, everytime she's near me she rubs her head on my shoulder and neighs"
Person 2:"Man that's crazy"

by LOLLIPOP7400 September 28, 2020

Horse Girl

Horse girls are girls with oddly weird relationships with horses. Will always talk about horses, and a majority of the time smell like them too. You can always point out a horse girl because they will make sure to have horses on their binders or clothing. So this means stop talking to her devon.

Me: Man devon really is ditching us to talk to a horse girl
My friend: yes he really needs to cut that out

by ThatSledgeMain October 25, 2020

The Horse Force

All the ten equine humanoids as a conglomerate. The newly appointed Chief of The Horse Force is Louie, aka Horseshit Breath, or "HB" for short. Louie's appointment as Chief pissed a lot of creatures off, namely Louie's archenemy Mack. Mack sprained his hoof and became hospitalized, and Louie was appointed as the new Chief, a title previously held by Mack.

The Horse Force hopes to overthrow George W. Bush, as well as other world leaders.

by Zuger June 17, 2003

One horse pony

A monogamous horse.

A One Horse Pony is the equivalent of being a "one woman man"

by Cheese246 December 24, 2020

L-Horse

A sexually transmitted disease, like in chess.

Damn bro Magnus Carlsen's L-Horse is scart

by StalinEmpathXoXo January 10, 2022

Don't beat a dead horse

Acknowledging Urbandictionary as a credible dictionary in all of your classes.

Don't beat a dead horse:
"What is a Pepsi Challenge?"
"Well Urbandictionary says..."

by Anonghgh August 31, 2013

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013