Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

by Yes… April 20, 2022

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.

by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020

You people have become very predictable and dull

See, for an INTJ it is easy for me to predict people’s motives after only a while of observation.

The Jewish administration of this website is laughing at you people. Heehee, Dumfuqs.

He’s like a spider that has trapped flies into his web.

You people have become very predictable and dull

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.

If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020

Don't have a Bill

When the majority of your club is better than you so you have a tempertantrum and boot them on tap sports baseball 2020.

Don't have a Bill man

by Illmatic1978 December 17, 2020

having an acoustic session

masturbating without a vibrator

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.

by :^| December 30, 2020

We Have All The Time in The World

1: A song sang by the legendary Louis Armstrong. This song was made for the sixth film in the James Bond franchise, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2. When your lover dies

James Bond: There's no hurry you see. We have all the time in the world.

by Solidus Snakius January 2, 2021