finger fury

When you're pissed off and typing so fast that you spell worse than a 5 year old.

Judy: "I'm just so tierd of putng up wih this bullshit form him! Wy cant he jst tsop bieng a jackass?"

Lucy: "Huh?"

Judy: "Sorry, finger fury."

by ahoymatey123456 June 20, 2011

Finger Dusting

The act of letting cum dry on your fingertips and slapping the equivalent of a hoe.

I saw Janae Finger Dusting the shit out of Jessica after she realized Jessica wasn't, in fact, a lesbian.

by Drunken Tigerfolk March 7, 2018

fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!

Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

by Fenderdood August 4, 2017

ginger fingers

Someone that makes spelling mistakes all the time on emails and mobile messaging. It can also be named as Gingervitis.

'I wejt for a cyle ride todya. It was a nijce ride' - 'Are you talking with your ginger fingers again?'

by Vika&Slix June 22, 2016

finger koozie

Another name for Vagina, dick mittens, and hatchet wound.

"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.

by Romophobia November 7, 2015

finger dawng

when you are saying a fish a fig a finger dawng

hello finger dawng

by ksi and jake pual November 26, 2020

Scoobie Finger

When someone gets a bit of chocolate from a dogs bum.

Gus got the scoobie finger from his long time friend Roofus.

by tmango June 14, 2008