Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 05, 2019

Elsa's finger

When your butt hole is on fire and you stick an ice cube up there to cool it off.

That salsa was so hot I needed an Elsa's finger just to sit down.

by Drwineknow June 02, 2021