Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.

Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

fake ass fake

A person who lies to anyone about a situation then when they are confronted, they continue to lie about the situation, only to find that they are the cause of the situation, yet will continue to lie. They are liars who are faking innocent so that their ass don’t get into trouble. He or she is Considered a fake ass fake.

“Jane doe” lies to her uncle about braking his watch that he lent to his nephew. “Jane Doe “ broke the watch and blamed it in the nephew. The Uncle knew that Jane Doe broke the watch but Jane Doe kept lying. Jane doe told her Uncle that she would never break anything of his, yet she confessed later that she broke the watch. Since Jane doe Faked that she had nothing to do with the watch Being broke she is considered a fake ass fake.

by Tlsvme October 25, 2020

fake depression.

people in mostly middle/high school who think they are depressed for no reason even though they weren't diagnosed with it if your just sad its not depression depression is when you have to take pills so stop acting sad a lot of people think this cause in movies they do sad stuff and then they do it because it makes them depressed

james:One time i saw some girl on Instagram talking about how sad she is she has fake depression.

jack:what a idiot

by my sister is fake depressed November 20, 2020

Fake

Someone who wants to be a certain stereotype but can't achieve it.

He is a fake boomer. He just wants to mow his lawn but is just so lazy.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Fake definition

This is a real definition.

Wait... is this a real definition or a fake definition???

by RealFakeMealRake January 8, 2021

fake relashionship

a fake relashionship is when people pretend to be together.

for exemple : Harry styles and Olivia Wilde, " have you seen Harry Styles and Olivia wilde, they are probably in a fake relashionship, because Harry is already married."

by larries shit January 10, 2021