Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

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Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.

Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer

by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019

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hollywood east

long island as marketed by folks at the national enquirer, as well as the long island tourism commission More unsuspecting extras around there. recent edition of official tourism magazine described long island as hollywood east. Also used by gannett media, publishers of newsday.

Dahling, it's been fun here in Beverly Hills - we are getting it in Hollywood East for a bit(e)

by landingstrip444 December 8, 2019

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