dad cookie

Another way of saying mail genitalia

She slobbed on my dad cookie!

by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 06, 2022

russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

dad bobbing

when two or more dads take turns sucking another dads penis

i caught daves dad doing some dad bobbing

by codenamefreezer December 25, 2022

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 01, 2019

tropical dad

A dad who drinks beer and is lazy and who doesn't attend to their children while their doing stuff. You normally see them wearing hawiian shirts or anything with birds or flowers.

Wow Timmy that's a very tropical dad over there

by Sjkakakskabs s September 25, 2017

Jamie's dad

Jamie's dad is probably the sexiest man known to ever exist. He has curves in all the right places and has no limit to his power. As you could probably tell by his name, he is the father of Jamie. Because of this Jamie is his son. Which means that they are both connected through love.

Mason: Jamie's dad is an absolute baddie
Jamie: Shut the fuck up Mason

by Mster105 April 25, 2023