Ur dad 2 degrees straight 

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

Ur dad 2 degrees straight by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Rad Dad 

An older male idol that a fan doesn't want any romantic relationship with

Gerard Way is such a rad dad

Rad Dad by ghostie wah March 25, 2018

Jacobs Dad 

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

Jacobs Dad by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

thick dad 

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore

Your father is a thick dad.

thick dad by Monarcas June 14, 2018

my dad 

A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.

dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.

"John! My dad!!!" said Callum
"My son!!!" replied John

my dad by a_zesty_boi August 8, 2018

Demi-dad 

Demi-dad

Just an ordinary demi-dad

Demi-dad by Ciwe September 28, 2018

Kyles Dad 

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

Kyles Dad by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018