gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Gummy block

A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.

What did you do last night dude?
Nothing much bro just made a gummy block

by Masterqueef27 September 11, 2022

zilla from da block

Someone who is straight off the block killing shit and beating every odd against him.

He had nothing and turned it into something he is a Zilla from Da Block.

by Creator Pseudonym November 23, 2021

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018

Block of Shame

Deleting or blocking people on facebook snapchat or other social media sites the morning after a long night of poor decision making.

I woke up this morning to Mary doing the Block of Shame on facebook... After she posted that video of her doing the naked back stroke on my parents lawn, I can't say I blame her.

by yesitsreallyme March 12, 2016

spun the block

When someone is losing a competition or a fight against something or someone, but they find a way to reverse the situation and make themselves win.
Present tense: spin the block

Thanos really spun the block on The Avengers!

by ramenpanda December 23, 2023

blocking

something someone does to lose contact with a person through social media.

he sent me a dick pic... im blocking him.

by carolineròse November 5, 2021