Bears

feces

another name for feces

'i just made a massive bear'
'my bears are running'
'i need 2 make bears'

by bettny December 30, 2012

beer soup

The glorious combination of beer and easy to prepare food.
Perfect for the on the go alcoholic or if you get really hungry at 3 am for some reason and want some soup.

Other foods could be noodles, fruit or glorious glorious Hula Hoops. Just pop 'em in the beer and BAM, instant flavour, instant soup.

"Mmmmmm, this some good beer soup"
"Dang, what be in this here beer soup?"

Dave:"Darn, we're out of food!"
Niggs:"How about Beer Soup?"
Dave:"Of course!"

by Kayne Wonderlust September 17, 2008

beer dong

When a guy gets a blow job from a drunk chick and she pukes on his cock as he ejaculates. She goes beerdonging!

Origin: Derived from sucking dong and beer bonging.

I hooked up with this drunk chick last night and she beer donged all over my shit man!

by Notorious J Riz Riz July 25, 2009

diesel beer

Hardcore beer for hardcore men. Never has the word light in the title

Hand me a diesel beer pledge, not your pussy light beer.

by Gmoney24 October 3, 2017

beer

beer RULES but there could be more in my frige but hey ill do with only 25 bottles

beer rules beer rules beer rules

by Shoemaker January 13, 2005

beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004

you owe me a beer

When two people are in conversation and they say the same thing at the same time..........one person says you owe me a beer!!

Sara:Did you see that?
Kristin: What?
Sara:That man looked like he had a turd on his pants
Kristin and Sara: Thats hot!
Sara:You owe me a beer!!

by babycakes418 December 25, 2007