slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)

"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"

by moonholegal September 26, 2023

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

Asshole

A place where poop comes out

Asshole is smellya

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

asshole

Jake Paul, Justin biber big assholes

girl they are assholes
boy who
girl Jake Paul and Justin biber

by precolonial May 29, 2018

asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018