asshole weed

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test

hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021

Asshole

A person lacking intellectual depth. This particular definition stems from the Philadelphia and surrounding areas.

Are you some kinda asshole?

by YardbirdTuna February 13, 2021

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

asshole

butt hole. some people use it as a nickname.

hey asshole

by ur local dumhead February 23, 2021

Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall

Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

International be an asshole day

On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary

Timmy got a frog stapled to his face because he celebrated “International be an asshole day”

by Mrpoopybutttttttthole February 28, 2021