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cracker jack'd

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Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd
by Me not You. July 25, 2014
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When you make a important decision, just like Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll had to make at the 1 yard line in Super Bowl XLIX (49), and your decision yields the worst possible outcome, just like Carroll's decision which lost them the game (interception on a pass, when they should have ran).
Dude, you totally carroll'd when you tried to ask out Sydney! She thew water in your face and told everyone you were gay!
by hoffmandoe February 5, 2015
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The Five D's

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1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented
Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's
by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014
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If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
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Fujimoto'd

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When you wait till your girl puts in her invisalines. Then talk her into a BJ and cum in her mouth.
After she got fujimoto'd u could see the sperms swimming in her teeth.
by JudasJones June 26, 2015
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Bolo'd

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When you're banging a girl and your dick gets tangled up in her IUD removal strings
"Dude, Jenna and I were having a great time last night getting it on, but then I totally got bolo'd
by Bolo master March 4, 2016
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D-Butt

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The act of anal sex

D-Butt stands for,Dick in the butt.
I am going to give you some D-Butt.
by Koala princess March 10, 2016
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