Astrothegreat's definitions
When it's been a significant amount of time since last jacking off, the release is like a personal firework show in your bathroom.
Person 1: What took you so long to come over?
Person 2: I hadn't cranked one out in a while. When I finished there were white fireworks in my bathroom.
Person 2: I hadn't cranked one out in a while. When I finished there were white fireworks in my bathroom.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
Get the White Fireworksmug. When a boy goes through puberty earlier than his peers, he has a dick the size of a middle aged man compared to his classmates' pre-pubescent dicks.
Boy 1: Wow he hit puberty really early!
Boy 2: I know I saw him in the locker room. He has a daddy dick.
Boy 2: I know I saw him in the locker room. He has a daddy dick.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
Get the Daddy Dickmug. If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
Get the I'd rather snuggle with Shrekmug. Person 1: Let's go play a pickup basketball game at the park?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.
Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.
by Astrothegreat January 14, 2015
Get the York Peppermint Pattymug.