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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
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Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day
Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”
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Carry Fuck

When The larger partner picks up the smaller partner and fuck then suspended in the air while being in their arms
Basically just being used as a flesh light while being carried
Person 1: I got carry fucked by my boyfriend, it was so fucking hot aye
Person 2: No way mate, Did he do all the heavy lifting
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Sentient Fucking Gopro

The alternate name of V1 from the game ULTRAKILL.
"How tf did a Sentient Fucking Gopro beat 2 prime souls and a gay ass angel"
"Grandpa please go take your meds"
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Sentient Fucking Gopro

The alternate name of V1 from the game ULTRAKILL.

Originally coined by sir Max0r ultrakill, it was used to refer to V1, as per his design can be described as quite literally "a sentient fucking gopro".
"How tf did a Sentient Fucking Gopro beat 2 prime souls and a gay ass angel"
"Grandpa please go take your meds"
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Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him
It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day
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Fuck You

Person A: Hi there
Person B: Hellooooo
Person A: Fuck you
Person B: Fuck you too
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