Turtle with a 12 pack

A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold

person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks

by Oassis__ May 09, 2019

my turtles

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

by Smokey's pubs February 25, 2014

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

turtle peepee

when you put just the tip in

person 1: “turtle peepee?”
person 2: “geheheggerrrrgrggr YES!”

by thelegsonthebusgostepstepstep September 03, 2021

Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish

Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.

by May 11, 2022

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 28, 2019

flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up

It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.

by jjloza June 13, 2022