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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”
by imavocabularist January 14, 2020
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family tree maker 2019

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by pakkawala January 29, 2020
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Family Tree Maker 2019 Upgrade

Family Tree Maker 2019 is a new software by Mackiev we Provide Premium support for family tree maker 2019 regarding upgrade, Download, Install and Purchase. We are available 24*7 at your service for more information please contact us.
With the family tree maker 2019 upgrade, ftm users can now build tree more easily. Family Tree Maker 2019 is a new software by Mackiev we Provide Premium support for family tree maker 2019 regarding upgrade, Download, Install and Purchase. We are available 24*7 at your service for more information please contact us.
by joneshan clarke February 2, 2020
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A Treebeard

When seeing a message being written on a social media platform, if the person takes over 10 minutes to write less than 30 characters, he is a Treebeard.
My mate must be writing an essay, he's taking ages! Oh....he only said lol....man he's such a Treebeard.
by Umar Taylor May 21, 2020
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darawiish tree

the darawiish tree tracks the clan structure of dhulbahante
by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020
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machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020
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Banana Tree

Wanna join me, Benjamin, and Nathaniel in the banana tree? We'd really like you to cum with us.
by BT404 August 9, 2020
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