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Vash the stampede 

a cute mama's boy/pervert
that fights for "love and peace" and eats the fried cyclops (AKA donuts)
Does he like bagels too

We know we do!!!
Vash the stampede by BJ and MJ December 30, 2003
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Vel the wonder 

Person looking for attention by barely wearing clothes to attract men to sell records never wears bra and she looks like she smells
That girl is definitely a vel the wonder
Vel the wonder by Savagerapper666 September 21, 2018

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for 

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.
Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

"I've got the Sauce"

Erin: "You're momma's fat!"
Emma: "Oh yeah, well at least she's got the sauce"

Joe: "I hate your new haircut"
Jenny: "I've got the Sauce"

You've given me the baby now get in the back 

A quote made by James May in Top Gear
James May: She's effectively saying you've given me the baby now get in the back

Virgin of the Guadalupe 

While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.