To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019

by anonymous198130 January 2, 2020

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

by D_Train August 14, 2019

by Rawr 😌 November 10, 2021

by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016
