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To Turtle

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
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turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019
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Turtle

small green creatures ruled by the vsco girls who protect them from awful plastic straws.
vsco girl: Omg sksksksksks we have to save that turtle from that plastic straw
by anonymous198130 January 2, 2020
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Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024
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Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.
by D_Train August 14, 2019
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Meow-Turtle

A turtle with a cat tail and face.
One of the most beautiful creations and a fun word to say
Yo did you see that meow-turtle drawing is so cute.
by Rawr 😌 November 10, 2021
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turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing
Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing
by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016
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